An avid realiteur, Ivan would often visit his favorite world - the one with all the kittens and puppies.

Person 1: "Luckey never listens, they're so oblivious"
Person 2: "Yup, they're a real realiteur"

by Sithrak September 21, 2017

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Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen

Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About

by Sunshineishereandneverleaving May 7, 2018

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Realivent

To return an object, person or situation to it's original state after it was in disarray.

You need to realivent this crazy situation you got us i.

by Moni J May 10, 2018

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Reality

The act off something being real or percepted to be real by all those living in that reality

People who put their names in. urban dictionary have bad sense of reality because of the unrealistic description being either negative or positive

by WaveZ3000 June 2, 2018

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Reality Maintaining Words

The set of words which (established and) maintain reality.

"Could we change reality by suppressing, hiding, or extricating the Reality Maintaining Words?", asked Professor Spot Tricks. "How many RMWs are there anyway?" Asked Joe. "How many RMWs do you estimate there are", asked Dick. "How many RMWs do you estimate exist", asked Bernd. The instructor commended Bernd because "exist" is concise, whereas "there are" is prolix, and clarified that listing all the RMWs would exact mountains of time, so it is more likely that only an estimate, not a specific number, could be achieved. Then she asked the students, "And could we change reality by promoting the use of a different set of words?" "Yes", said most students. "What would you call those words?" "Reality Correcting Words", said Sally.

by but for September 13, 2018

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