realiteur

/ˌrɪˈalɪtə /
noun
a person who creates new realities, especially virtual realities.

An avid realiteur, Ivan would often visit his favorite world - the one with all the kittens and puppies.

Person 1: "Luckey never listens, they're so oblivious"
Person 2: "Yup, they're a real realiteur"

by Sithrak September 21, 2017

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realitarianism

Religion based on PROVABLE reality. Based on the scientifically proven laws of nature. Based on statistical likiehood.

I avoid certain things, not because of the threat of Hell, or the promise of Heaven, but to avoid prison, bad health, or the risk of serious injury or death. Emotional health and good relationships are also EXTREMELY important. This is Realitarianism.

by Agnos Morehead July 28, 2006

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realiher

Wanting to be or do something that you're really passionate about, but you don't have the skills or talent to do it.

Carlos: I want to be a professional dancer but I have been to many academies and I still don't have rhythm. I'm such a realiher.

by Dn_Vn28-11 May 2, 2019

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realitor

A mispronounciation of realtor. Used by people who never learned the right way.

Guy 1: I want to buy a house, so I'll contact my realitor (reel-it-tor)
Guy 2: It's "realtor" (real-tor), moron.

by mrnobodyperson April 24, 2014

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realturd

A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.

Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.

by quintuenoahs July 7, 2011

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realitard

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.

Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.

by SJBTexas January 6, 2012

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