Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!
Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.
Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.
"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*
by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022

“Why did he steal the grill off the car? What a hick!?”
“No he’s a Dick. He’s just a random object narcissist.”
“No he’s a Dick. He’s just a random object narcissist.”
by karmaneckwe October 13, 2025

Something that a random forgettable Tf2 YouTuber coined where weapons in TF2 have no random crits and that’s all it is and it has no use at all.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 18, 2022

A annoying word for conversations or used to found a unpredictable thing like a random number generator also it is my first name so :(
by Randomsnz April 29, 2024

by Bro got a point on dumbassery October 21, 2025

A nigga who is so bad and gets scored 18 points in 15 seconds and blames it on his team, usually has 3 people involved who are all dog water and black who think thier all good
after getting scored 18 points in 15 seconds the sped random felix blamed the other sped random nate on not playing defence which then gets mad at the sped random felix who involedved the 3rd sped random watchman
by SOswaySOsped February 23, 2021

by Zenify May 14, 2021
