by Randybutternub2 October 13, 2020
Get the give riley bundee headmug. “I love my hamburgers like I like my sandwiches; the same way. But nothing compares to a good old wiener” - Janet Riley
by Cheeseburglar69 February 5, 2019
Get the Janet Rileymug. a girl who will light up your world, turn it upside down, and steal your heart. she has amazing taste in tv shoes and will always be honest with you even if you don’t want to hear it. she’s one of the best people in the world, with a smile and giggle that could capture you in seconds. if you have a crush on her, she’ll be oblivious to it. she is honestly super amazing and if you meet her be her friend. she’s most likely a questioning bisexual who has a small group of friends and thinks everybody hates her. she has a bit of a dark side, and enjoys getting high and sneaking out on occasion (or like every night). she’s truly and amazing specimen of humanity who i love with my whole heart.
“is that riley?”
“yeah, i love her but she’ll never love me because she has a 16 year old gorgeous girlfriend who has completely stolen her heart.”
“yeah, i love her but she’ll never love me because she has a 16 year old gorgeous girlfriend who has completely stolen her heart.”
by samantha._.landriou January 24, 2021
Get the Rileymug. by Dewer2 April 18, 2018
Get the riley dahillmug. She can be a bitch but she’s the best person ever and she’s funny and weird and she’s amazing at softball and she’s one of the prettiest girls ever
by m*a*i*s*y October 5, 2020
Get the Riley Dmug. Has the biggest dick imaginable and will rock your core in bed, might impregnate you as well but will feel so swell and sweet. If you ever meet a guy named Riley, try your best to sleep with him and make him your husband.
(Girl 1): “Hey look it’s that really hot sexy man Riley!”
(Girl 2): “I really want to give him a BJ!”
(Girl 2): “I really want to give him a BJ!”
by Cesilia November 21, 2021
Get the Rileymug. Riley is a fat fuck and needs to slim down on the pizza and he has no friends no one will ever date him
by No one likes riley November 3, 2020
Get the Rileymug.