Properus Mortium

A Buttplug in the shape of a Miquote. Has sex with waffles. Is canadian so it all evens out somewhere on the floor of a janitorial closet.

Properus Mortium is only slightly tastier than Muppet Afterbirth

by Dragoons_Are_cool February 16, 2020

Poser

What skater boys call beginners 🙄

Asshole: She’s such a poser
Beginning Skater: I-

by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020

Proner

This a prolapsed erection. Usually caused by using male enhancement drugs irresponsibly.

Taking viagra gave me a proner, I had to have corrective surgery.

by EWS1984 November 5, 2020

Poser

Someone posing as something other than who they are.

Never trust someone who claims to be a good guy/girl but isn't who they say they are/seem to be. Someone like that is a poser.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020

Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.

by The Ghost66 January 23, 2021

Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.

Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.

by lolabunz4 February 8, 2021

Proper and Plain English

The language which MUST be used in any instance where English language is used, it combines proper English and Plain English, so:
1. No sticky caps
2. No slangs
3. No jargons
4. Proper spellings (such as capitalization)
4. Comprehensible language, even underages and elderly people can understand it
5. No political correctness
6. Have a proper grammars (such as proper use of verbs, adjectives, and such)
7. Effective languages

Use proper and plain English everywhere

by Sir. B March 4, 2021