Prison Petty

An extreme version of being petty; to the point of institutionalized tribalism with conceited intentions.

The Karen on the first floor watches out of her window when she sees me get in my car to leave, then will move her car into the spot I was in, just to be petty -- come to think of it, that's Prison Petty.

by Barker Girl April 6, 2024

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

Prison Flee

A woman who has a consistent history of getting involved with mostly prison inmates.

Hey Joe, weren't you talking to that one chick Anna?

Na bro, turns out she's just a prison flee

by SkanteSoldier2816 October 8, 2024

Prison Shank Club

Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2

Boy 1: Tryna knife fight
Boy 2: Yea get the gang for a prison shank club.

by Btrizzyondamic January 11, 2025

Prison gay

Gay for the stay at a prison during incarceration.

Hey man, I'm only gay for the stay, when I get out I won't be gay no more.

Ex con; hey man remember me?
Other ex con; hey I already told you I'm only prison gay.
Ex con; so you don't want me to suck your dick?
Other ex-con;🤔😏 ok dude but don't tell anybody.
Everybody looks the same doggystyle
Woman; it smells like shit out here
Man;yea it does
Woman;are you getting a boner?!
Man; what can I say, shit smell make my dick swell

by luscious blue eyes January 16, 2025

Prison Napalm

Prison Napalm: An improvised weapon in prisons, created by mixing boiling hot water with sugar and throwing it on someone’s face or body. It causes severe burns, can lead to life-changing injuries, and is typically used for revenge, punishment, or torture. It’s called “Prison Napalm” because it’s boiling hot and sticks like napalm, making it difficult to remove. It’s easily accessible and can affect both inmates and prison staff.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching this prison documentary the other night. Looks well easy in there.
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv! If you Upset the wrong person, they’ll throw prison napalm in your face. Your face will melt off, and you won’t be so tough then LOL.
Lee. Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 26, 2026