poser

Someone that thinks a beanie with a crocheted brim makes her look tougher.

The girl thought she was really a newsboy because she had a beanie with a crocheted visor that the salespeople called a newsboy hat. She thought if she was seen in a hat like that, people would walk on the other side of the street when they saw her, and she thought that way because she was a poser.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Poser

Someone that thinks they are a lot spookier/scarier than they actually are.

The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirror, and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself when they looked at her, but they weren't looking at her appearance, they were looking at her spirit, and all they saw was a plain poser that everyone had always been trying to keep from drowning.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Poser

Someone that is not who they say/think they are.

The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirro and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself, but they were looking at her spirit and not her appearance, and all they saw was a plain and bossy poser that everyone had tried to keep from drowning her entire life.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Poser

Someone that has to have a camera on them at all times to prove they are who they claim to be.

The poser couldn't go skydiving or do anything else without a camera, because having nothing to show for it wouldn't make her look tough or colorful anymore, she would be uninteresting, as everybody is throughout most of their lives. People are interesting for a little while after they are born, then they are interesting again late in their life, but most of their life there's nothing interesting about anyone in particular.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Poser

Pretending to be someone. Usually skaters

Skater: u say u can skate but you can’t even do a trick like an Ollie

Poser: yea but I just started
Skater: you said that a month ago to

by MR-PoTato September 30, 2021

Poser

Someone trying to push an agenda of equality, justice, and hope, even though none of it is anything to them, none of it was ever sacred enough to them to be anything to them. Two sides don't have to agree or get along to be equal, since equality never meant any two people ever had to get along or agree on anything. Equality also doesn't mean two people have to be friends because they are equal. People are not better or worse than their enemies.

The poser claimed to be for equality, justice, reform, and hope, but really those were all surface matters in her power struglle for control of a town she wasn't originally from, and one that would never really be anything to her besides a playground.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

Poser

Somebody that says they get something they really don't so that people will pay attention to them, as seeking attention is always part of their agenda.

The poser said she got something everyone else said they got so that she wouldn't be the only one among them that didn't get it, she would be part of their group, she would see herself as being in with the group, even if not everybody did see in her what she saw in herself, as not everyone was looking through the same narcissistic lens.

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021