poser

Hurriedly and randomly collecting scattered pieces of shit
and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.

And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.
Golly Bill,,, Mr. Ware sure did put a nice collection of abstract
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.
by Handy Dick Vandy August 26, 2022
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A coworker or boss who chooses sides on any given issue based solely their desire to fit in.
Sanchez totally sided with the staff accountants in that meeting so they would give her a "you go girl!" in the company cafeteria. Last week she chose to hang with Legal so she could be invited to their Happy Hour. She's a total poser!
by Ancillary Gurl June 02, 2009
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Someone who is only slightly into a hobby simply so they can act as though they’re an expert in it and have an excuse once they are called a poser
Dang he’s such a cheap poser. He’s only been a skater for a week and he acts like he’s a pro
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A person who tries to be something they are not, can be in any genre. some one who clings to a trend. A "wannabe", hated by all the people who are actually the genre the poser is trying to be.
Avril Lavigne, any who support her.

1. Dude, look at that skater wearing etnies
2. What a poser!
by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008
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A person that usually goes by the name Angel Rodriguez and although he may seem harmless at first he later on does snakey fake things.
That guy is such a poser.
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1. A person who buys a band t-shirt to try and be trendy.
Soundgarden’s badmotorfinger t-shirt was worn by a Kardashian on insta so top shop will stock it suddenly and 17 year old airhead posers will buy it.
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