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A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
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Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.
Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.
A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.
A: Too black I guess.
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.
A: Too black I guess.
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