Plumber's shit

When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.

"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."

by Fry January 23, 2017

plumber crack

A plumber's crack usually all the way up they're back. Usually their name would be Sarah. Plumbs sewage and enjoys it.

Sarah has a plumber crack up her back

by Smrbitch1 February 18, 2017

plumbobbing

A sexual position, similar to the jackhammer, only with a flacid penis that is inserted, then extricated from the vagina/anus from a vertical direction.

I was plumbobbing her till my knees got soggy.

by bshodokai April 15, 2017

plumion

A feathered tail

The tiger has a very nice plumion

by Strangebean June 25, 2017

plum

When Somebody is Being a Fucking idiot.

:john drops an egg on the new carpet floor and it cracks:
"John you fucking plum why did you drop the egg on the new carpet"

by Searfle October 22, 2017

Plumking

A man (or woman with a strap on) who adores plums so much they crush several consecutively, after removing the stone, with their appendage for sexual gratification.

Went to Asda and saw some fresh plums. I could help but Plumking everywhere... I'm banned now.

by KXpoonanandtang December 1, 2017

Plum

A person who displays homosexual behaviors.

Get a load of that plum over there.

by Thebestofnow December 16, 2017