Pissing Goat

The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is paramount that males place their cock and balls between their legs before commencing the act.

'Oh my GOD, is that Louis Morgan doing the pissing goat?'

'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'

'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'

'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'

by Cragamuffin May 10, 2009

cum pistol

A deformed penis, the pelvic muscle underneath extends resembling a pistol like shape.

"Bob I dont know what the bulge in your pants is... is that a cum pistol?"

by Edzik June 30, 2008

Full of Piss and Vinegar

Slang meaning "full of energy."

She's like the Energizer Bunny, always full of piss and vinegar.

by Brick the Breaker August 3, 2013

Pish Tosh

Rubbish, bunk, a ridiculous proposition.

Popularized in the quippy expression; "Pish Tosh and a bottle of Pinosh on a hot summer's day in Koshkonong!"

by one smart gal November 29, 2005

devil piss

A slang term for bacardi 151

Mark drank to much devil piss, and woke up naked on the stove again.

by angrygrub April 24, 2008

piss on my rainbow

An expression to describe someone putting a downer on something.

"I'm well excited about getting in VIP tonight"
"Everyone's getting it, they're running at low capacity"
"Oh that's it, go on, piss on my rainbow!"

by Miss Couture December 18, 2007

piss biscuits

to be used when

1.an unfortunate incident occurs.

2.after injuring oneself

3.before having a rant at a total assmunch

1.jeff: i crashed my car last night *grrs*
joe: piss biscuits dude! that sucks.

2.(after hammring a nail through your thumb)jeff:piss biscuits that fucking hurts (crying face)

3. miles: ur mum
jeff: *sighs* piss biscuits miles you are a total dickfaced moron. 'ur mum' got old about 10 years ago so SHUT UR FUCKING FACE. you. suck. ass. bigtime

by jejoss May 3, 2008