Peanut Butter

When one's ball sack sticks to his legs

"God damn, I have peanut butter again."

by edwarddompnoggin82 January 1, 2010

peanut butter moustache

Describes the shit smear that one sometimes gets after eating another persons ass.

Stephanie had a full peanut butter moustache after she tossed my salad.

by Old Evil Bastard September 12, 2011

peanut butter mouth massage

a peanut butter mouth massage is when the girl, using a strap-on, puts it in her man's butt and then proceeds to put it in his mouth.

B says: "girl i want you to gimme a peanut butter mouth massage, and i don't care who knows it!"

by The Roflcopter Man March 16, 2005

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

When you get diarrhea on your period.

Not tonight, honey, it's peanut butter jelly time.

by Okori Wadsworth January 9, 2010

happy peanut

Peanuts that come out in your poop.

Damn I had happy peanuts but i didnt even eat any!

by Noah R April 7, 2004

Salty Peanut

The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.

John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!

by Enth September 21, 2011

peanut butter salad

when you smear peanut butter on yours or your partners asshole and let the dog lick it off while your having sex.

I have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason I have peanut butter next to the bed. If she knew I was having a peanut butter salad every night she would be so jealous.

by never tried it for real January 17, 2011