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skank paint

To hastily paint over a previously painted toenail in a crude fashion.
"If you're going to wear flip flops you should at least get a pedicure"
"It's okay I'll just skank paint them"
by bigknows June 26, 2012
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Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.
Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.
by pianoman682 May 11, 2013
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jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick
After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister
by legratsp October 8, 2013
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antivandal paint

Anti vandal paint is like a horrible grease to stop you climbing on something.
In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.
by Gr0wbag November 25, 2013
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smegma paintbrush

The act of puking on someone's chest and then wiping the vomit around with your scrotum.
Guy #1: That girl last night was so freaky, she made me do a Smegma Paintbrush.

Guy #2: What the fuck is that?

Guy #1: Well, I'm... I'm not proud.
by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014
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push paint

Colleen Zahner's undefined term for paint that gets pushed.
Hey so does any one have push paint or whatever it's called?
by Swagmonster69 February 12, 2014
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chocolate painting

When a guy gives a girl anal and then wipes the shit off his dick on her ass.
When I was finished fucking her asshole I decided to do a chocolate painting all over her ass. Don't want my dick being unclean.
by themysteriousone101 April 28, 2014
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