Parenting

legal obligation to stalk a person around no matter how crazy it gets and enjoy every bit of it with a smile on your face while maintaining both of your existance and other healthy relationships.

I have been parenting Zeke

by SvetiKonfeti December 21, 2019

parent msg

COCAINE

ima snort some parent msg

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 29, 2020

Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.

I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.

by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020

ParentialConfusion

When Parents wanna FUCK kids so bad they don't want you to think of em'

Obviously ParentialConfusion!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 24, 2020

Parent

Someone that has been considered a slave for years and is trapped by doing everything for their children

I am a parent but it feels like I have been a slave for years

by gek002 November 6, 2020

Parent

Not Ryan

Ryan is not a parent

by Bfuckery December 8, 2020

Parent

a person who tells you video games are bad and cause violence.

parent: video games cause violence

by The Weath3r Man December 16, 2020