Poon Tang

The act of gettin' down. ie. Rubbin' your nuts on that chin, rubbin the butt-hole with your forearms, doin' the ol' muff dive.
I can't wait 'til i get home so i get some god damn poon tang.
by Benny Gilmun October 21, 2003
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poon-wacker

1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)
-dude i came in beckys eye so hard core last night, now its all red and shit!!

-aww man why do you always have to hurt yours girls like that?

-what can i say ima poon-wacker
by FoBo January 29, 2006
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poon punch

A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.
Duuuuuude!!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday and left a snail trail on my leg.
by CaDog And Eriko April 08, 2004
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roast poon

Char broiled Poon severed with gravy or catsup.
"Stephens mom makes a mean Roast Poon"
by bobkboardguy78 August 12, 2006
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Poon Slayer

Any Cavallero that pulls mad bitches.
What's a poon slayer? Man Cavallero is the biggest poonslayer of all time
by Poonslayer05 May 06, 2017
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poon slang

A set of jargon invented by my friends and myself involving the word poon plus another word.

Poon slang was invented after a friend and I called a harpoon a poon for short. I found poon to be a very funny word and we have been making poon slang ever since
The poon slang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.
by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 22, 2005
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poon-ee

A Poon-ee poonee, is a person who is the recepient of a planned piece of Poon sex. Often rather attractive females, (but in the case of a friend of mine, sixty-four year old men with chronic skin disorders), Poon-ees are merely targets for horny people who think they are cool. Like me.
"Dude, I need some Poon, real bad."
"Have you chosen a Poon-ee yet?"
"Yeah but his wheelchair is getting fixed and you know how I like to ride those."
by Chastity Argyle March 29, 2008
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