Poon Tang

The act of gettin' down. ie. Rubbin' your nuts on that chin, rubbin the butt-hole with your forearms, doin' the ol' muff dive.

I can't wait 'til i get home so i get some god damn poon tang.

by Benny Gilmun October 21, 2003

poon-wacker

1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)

-dude i came in beckys eye so hard core last night, now its all red and shit!!

-aww man why do you always have to hurt yours girls like that?

-what can i say ima poon-wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

poon punch

A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.

Duuuuuude!!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday and left a snail trail on my leg.

by CaDog And Eriko April 8, 2004

roast poon

Char broiled Poon severed with gravy or catsup.

"Stephens mom makes a mean Roast Poon"

by bobkboardguy78 August 12, 2006

Poon Slayer

Any Cavallero that pulls mad bitches.

What's a poon slayer? Man Cavallero is the biggest poonslayer of all time

by Poonslayer05 May 6, 2017

poon slang

A set of jargon invented by my friends and myself involving the word poon plus another word.

Poon slang was invented after a friend and I called a harpoon a poon for short. I found poon to be a very funny word and we have been making poon slang ever since

The poon slang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

Spoon or Poon?

A question to be asked by friends / family or flatmates in order to ascertain what activities the person in question may have engaged in during a 'sleepover'

(Where the person in question simply spooned their sleepover buddy)
"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"A simple spoon mate"

(Where the person in question 'pooned' i.e shagged their sleepover buddy)

"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"Definitely a poon dude, took a trip to pound town"

by Sam-Aritan March 14, 2010