pantard

Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'

Hey, pantard, you spilled your mountain dew all over me!

by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007

Pantasy

when a guy has a bonar, he is having a pantasy about someone.

George had tons of pantasys about Harold. He was George's pantasy man.

by Raphael S March 10, 2009

fiesta en mi pantalones

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection

Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

by tomboy.brainiac November 30, 2010

planting twolips

The acting of planting two lips on to a location of another persons body, preferably an organ.

That girl is planting twolips on the end of my cawk!

by MrC. August 28, 2008

pant hard

pant poke and push roof of cloth. it make tent like structure with cloth. want to make big explosion. cant control pant. need sweet relief now

hi dere pant hard. plese send pic of bob and vegana with cloth removed. only a pic of bob can fix pant. pleas there is not much time. in hospital and need pic of bob to be cured of ilness. bob is last hope

*a few moments later*

hi this is jaragiosios mom. he in hospital and is not doing good. wanted me to ask u for bob pic? he is no longer able to move limbs. pls send finest of bob pic to him

*3 minutes later*

this is jaragiosios. never talk to me again. made it out hospitol with out u help. delet my facebok bitch

by guacamole nigga penis February 18, 2019

de-pant

the hasty removal of underwear prior to a naked run

I expect Russ will be the first to de-pant, he's usually not too shy

by Trevor Morris Daniels September 25, 2010

plantation

A fancy way of saying gated community. Most commonly used on Hilton Head Island. Not to be confused with the farms that slaves worked on.

I live in Hilton Head Plantation

by .... March 29, 2005