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parker

ong parker is a gay queer
by jossywossy May 29, 2022
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Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
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Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.
Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.
by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020
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Parker

Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.
Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might
by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020
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Dirty Parker

When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling
Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.
by Coach Roberts July 16, 2024
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Parker

Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
Parker and pheonix are such a great couple
by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018
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Parkere

Parkere is a great guy, who loves sex and men.
dawg, you're like parkere.”
by whosthatt? July 2, 2023
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