Usually bisexual people, Owen Graydons will try to lie their way out of anything and fail miserably at it. Tall, dark haired figures who smell quite bad and wear hand me downs - Owen Graydons are NOT the people you want to be around!
Connor: Did you hear about the guy going 300km in a 100km zone??!!!!
Liam: I did hear that! But i also heard Owen Graydon said it.
Connor: OH well that makes sense, it was just a lie!
Abnormally large (downstairs as well ;) #growernotshower ). Usually deprived of sexually attention unless its from chil- *gunshot* You've gotta love an Owen Wilding
Person 1 - "Whos's that dark handsome person over there? ;)"
Person 2 - "Oh that's an Owen Wilding, heard he's huge"