Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.
Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
by Ihatenigggaz November 24, 2021
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person 1: Whos that guy over there with the orange vodka martini?
person 2: Oh that's Oscar the chatterbox, he's so funny!
person 2: Oh that's Oscar the chatterbox, he's so funny!
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