a person that appears to be of average frame until they remove their garments and expose their hugeness and strength.
by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023

The result of a man experiencing a severe hangover masturbating and proceeds to ejaculate and vomit simultaneously
by Nino80stud May 31, 2018

When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?
by GeedEater December 2, 2022

by Bear$4it$ October 4, 2016

by Moechella November 22, 2021

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.
Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?
Wife: What are you talking about?
Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key
Wife: What are you talking about?
Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key
by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022
