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Open Faced Sloppy Jim

When you cum all over Jim's long face then try wiping the cum all over his face.
Every weekend Jim likes to have an Open Faced Sloppy Jim.
by P+Man April 4, 2011
mugGet the Open Faced Sloppy Jimmug.
Wrinkly, slimy, dangling vag lips complete with extra au jous.
That bitch's pussy is so used up it looks like she has a week old Arby's open-faced roast beef sandwich dangling from her crotch!
by frank from safeway July 8, 2011
mugGet the Open-Faced Roast Beef Sandwichmug.

Open up a can of dumb-ass

the self-inflicting nature of opening your mouth and saying things that are way out of line and inappropriate in respect to your current locale or circumstances; can also be doing some seriously stupid shit for your age.
Open up a can of dumb-ass: We went to the job site to complete our mission, but then our hosts opened up a can of dumb-ass by making a bunch of sexists remarks in front of one of our female teammates. That’s when we left the site, not before telling them that we will come back when they can act a bit more professional.
by unIMPpresseddd May 7, 2022
mugGet the Open up a can of dumb-assmug.
Gary: stop chewing gum with your mouth open, are you insane?!
David: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anyone.
Gary: its annoying af!
by Video2Video June 18, 2020
mugGet the chewing gum with your mouth openmug.
Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.
I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.
by Billiam McFucktard May 17, 2019
mugGet the Open the door and throw the mail insidemug.
looking at a chicks pussy when you are about to munch on her box. If she is really excited it will have extra mayo...yummy
by Izaric November 20, 2003
mugGet the open faced roast beef sandwichmug.

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