Nothing

lacking the potential to advance; worthless.

He worked at a number of nothing jobs.

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2024

nothing

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by big rizzler June 30, 2024

Nothingspeak

Language or communication that appears profound or meaningful but is constructed with vague, semantically empty, or imprecise words, provoking emotional responses rather than conveying substantive ideas.

Peterson’s discourse is pure intellectual nothingspeak: grandiose phrases about 'order and chaos' in a narrative collapsing under its own vagueries and lack of actionable insight.

by killinski November 17, 2024

Nothingteller

Someone who recounts the mundane events of their day (or any past normal day) in extensive and specific detail, rarely elevating the emotional delivering of their "story" beyond the slightest hint of anemic charge, while ignoring any attempts by the listeners to stimulate the story by simply returning back to the dull, lumbering recall of their dry, insipid happenings.

Person A: "You speak to Mark recently?"
Person B: "Hell no. He's such a non-stop nothingteller that I blocked his number, moved to a new address, and filed a restraining order against him."
Person A: "You too, eh?"

by Han YoloSwaggins December 10, 2024

nothing untoward

Nothing unaway from it, either.

If you ask a guy whether his cock "was a naughty boy" regarding a gal's vagina --- i.e., if he had sex with her --- he can truthfully answer dat said pillar of desire "did nothing untoward" regarding said chick's honey-hole, in dat he moved Mr. Happy straight in da derection --- I mean, direction --- of said love-tunnel, and so his eager schlong did indeed do nothing dat was "un-toward" --- i.e., heading further away from --- said luscious crotch-orifice. :P

by QuacksO December 18, 2024

Notting

(Nuh-t-ing)

The action of hitting someone else with a toy basketball or other replica inflatable sports ball, F.E. a toy baseball or volleyball, repeatedly.
Present tense, verb.

"I was notting on my friends, I got sent to the principals office."
"I got in trouble for making my little brother cry by notting on him."

by anonymous December 21, 2024

nothing important

When you were probably doing something important but you don’t want someone to know what it was

Person 1: What were you doing at jimmys house yesterday

Person 2: nothing important

by Iuseshampoo3timesayear January 8, 2025