National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.

Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

by KTrainSC October 24, 2020

dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.

1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...

by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017

Watch gang

A group of watch club members. Primarily members of watch gang's monthly watch club

" did you see that watch he is wearing, he wears a new one every day" ... "he must be in watch gang "!

by Mashley65 May 15, 2017

Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

toe watch

When an individual intensely watches someone's toes for a past time

Jordan is on toe watch

by Jodyaof June 10, 2017

Hoe Watch

When you go somewhere just to look at the thiccest bitches.

I went to the mall yesterday to hoe watch and I saw some juicy ass but I didn't tap.

by LilFranny May 8, 2018

Gay Watching

When you go to a location searching or marking the homosexual (usually male) community in that area.

Me: Ay I heard Haben was up there at Lenox square Gay Watching.

by Traphousekeem May 8, 2018