Gimme my keys

When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?

“That sidewalk slammer didn’t even touch me. Gimme my keys!”

by GeedEater December 2, 2022

Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022

Key West Chowder

The result of a man experiencing a severe hangover masturbating and proceeds to ejaculate and vomit simultaneously

I think that’s Key West Chowder

by Nino80stud May 31, 2018

tickle my keys

Playing piano with swag

Can u tickle my keys?!

by Alez2003 December 7, 2017

low-key thicc

a person that appears to be of average frame until they remove their garments and expose their hugeness and strength.

Jack looks like a tiny bitch boy, until its tarps off. He is low-key thicc boiii!

by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023

ryley ari key

The most loving person you will ever met. First name is a dope ass name. Middle name is a sexy ass name. Last name is a bad ass name. Don't fuck with them the will beat your ass if you fuck with them the wrong way

Damn Ryley Ari key seem dope.

by Babespill January 29, 2018

dusty pirate key

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.

Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...

by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019