Real men

Real men skrt on the urinal and drink lean

Human 1:Yo homie wanna watch The Goonies?
Human 2: Sure my du-
Alien: YO MY NIGGAS REAL MEN WATCH octonauts the movie

by 16:20 June 2, 2019

the real resume

The job application or resume that isn't chock loaded with outrageous lies and overglorified bullshit.

hands interviewer *the real resume*
Interviewer: It says here that you were 'the Big Chief' at 'Village Island', 'CEO' at 'Baumeister Confections' and 'Captain Charon' on the 'Triton Destroyer'?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Those are computer games, no?
Interviewee: That is correct.
Interviewer: Please leave.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

Real Speech

Simalar to "real talk" or "word is bond" Real Speech just means "that's real" or "that's my word." Made popular by midwest rapper, 3rd Degree.

That dude real lame, real speech.

by 2 Deep April 9, 2007

dat real

A quite catchy expression from florida, and possibly other southern states, used to mean something is good, cool, or generally positive.

Jack: Yo man I won the local lottery...500 dollars!

Smitty: Dat real.

by j tha lady killa August 21, 2009

a real money

Someone who you can depend on; a true friend

Guy 1: Hey, can you help me move my stuff?
Guy 2: Yeah, sure.
Guy 3: Thanks, man. You're a real money.

by biscuitmann November 14, 2013

The REAL deal

Often imitated by countless fraudsters, the term "The REAL deal" has long been associated to just one soul that being MPG Betts.
One key difference if one wishes to ascertain if they are in the presence of "the REAL deal" is that you will find The REAL deal is ALWAYS about the place.

Hey Frega! Fish how do you do! Stef....you love gayta! Pasq I'm "the REAL deal" mate. The REAL deal is about the place!!

by "The REAL deal" May 4, 2021

Real nigga

A nigga that is real that is born on June 15 an name start with a m is a real nigga an someone name that start with a n can't be a real nigga

Is is a real nigga

by Kyrie vann March 26, 2020