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worst types of humans

these are some of the worst people you could meet in the whole history of paradox space
you’d wanna gauge your head into a pool of lava after meeting some of these people
{{ WARNING: MENTIONS OF PEDOPHILIA, ZOOPHILIA, AND OTHER GROSS AND DISTURBING THINGS }}
some examples of people on the “worst types of humans”

PEDOPHILE; someone who likes kids
ZOOPHILE; someone who likes animals
NECROPHILE; someone who likes corpses
JACK DOHERTY; harasses people in public and has his body guards protect him when they fight back
LOLI/SHOTA-CONS; someone who likes little girls(loli) or little boys(shota) in manga/anime
NECROZOOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead animals
NECROPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead kids
NECROPEDOZOO; someone who likes dead baby animals (ONE OF THE WORST)
PLUSHOPHILE; someone who likes plushies
PLUSHOPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes plushies that highly resemble kids (similar to loli/shota-cons, but not the same)
PLUSHOZOOPHILE; someone who likes animal plushies (these peoples are usually furries)
PLUSHOPEDOZOOPHILIAC: someone who likes animal plushies that highly resemble kids (ONE OF THE WORST)

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by I like penguinssss November 15, 2024
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i typed this with my tongue

man your just weird like who does that??
do your parents not feed you so your trying to eat the germs on your keyboard?
get a life man.
"i typed this with my tongue"he said
that man just typed on his keyboard with his tongue i think his one of those special ed kid, she thought
by handle grabber January 26, 2021
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type

short for type shit. said in the same context as 'cool'
j: "Peep the fit I just bought the other day."
r: "type"
by mr_onomatopoeia May 19, 2025
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type shit

something white boys say to feel gangster; it's a way to acknowledge something in a good manner.
Mf: Yo brody, I just copped this diamond watch.
White boy brody: Type shit!
by WiTouLouw April 11, 2024
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My type of Tonka Truck

“My type of Tonka Truck” is a phrase created by @TheRomaniBanks on X formerly known as Twitter that refers to someone being your type, some fine shit, or your favorite toy to play with. A Tonka Truck is a big body yellow toy dump truck. In this case “Tonka Truck” is slang for a significant other. This phrase in interchangeable and works for all people no matter who or what you identify as.
“Hood, buff, tatted, with a pretty smile… that’s my type of Tonka Truck

X: “Bro, do you see how fat her ass is???”
y: “That thang move when she walk like a big body Benz & she sexy af. That’s some fine shit”
X: “That’s my type of Tonka Truck 😩”
by 2Sleepy4Dis July 3, 2025
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Type Shit

When something is relatable or you agree.
Person 1: You that has to be the fattest burger I've ever seen.
Person 2: Type shit.
by Karma_26 January 26, 2024
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Pecan Typing

Using a piece of pecan to type on the keyboard. Usually occurs out of boredom with a pack of pecans lying around

e.g another slang for "began'
" Look, she pecan typing her report with a piece of pecan instead of using her god damn hands. What a retard!
by Jade Boss September 9, 2023
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