His and Hoes Mustaches

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

by Silky mane May 24, 2021

domo.kun.mustacheee

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by Rottencupcakezz March 26, 2022

middle line backer for the mustaches

a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache

bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches

by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010

mutstache

1.a gurl dat iz a mut and has dirt above her lip
2.a gurl whos mutstache is bigger than urs
3.mz murt from homewood pa

Man:ay girl u need a rag
woman:why
man:for dat mutstache above yo upper lip

by by geno and jules August 6, 2006

McStache

A Horseshoe Mustache, so named after the style sported by Morgan Spurlock, of "Super Size Me" fame.

"Dude, check out that McStache!"

by TheAustralianMoose27 March 28, 2009

mustachist

Any person who is completely against the having or growing of a mustache.

Billy was a mustachist, he hated the feeling of hair under his nose, so he shaved every day.

by lemonlime071 November 20, 2012

Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 22, 2015