Slut mud

Residue left on a mans tool after sliding out of the sluts butt

Fat wad was covered in slut mud after they fucked hard

by Nighto77 June 17, 2018

Mud Pan

A Family-Friendly term for a female's butt.

i.e. " Hey man, look at the Mud Pan on her"

by Trunk Full Of Faygo June 20, 2017

Pissin' mud

Getting poop packed in your piss hole from Anal sex, then pissing it out afterwards.

"After fuckin Sally in the ass last night, I was pissin' mud first thing this morning!"

by Butch1254 July 11, 2018

Mud Baby

Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.

After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!

by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.

My dad is a huge mud licker

by Mud licker April 19, 2017

river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.

Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.

by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010

Rakin’ the mud

Wiping your ass after a particularly sludgy poop

Give me a minute, I’m rakin’ the mud now.

by Corn2137 December 8, 2019