Morbidly obese curiosity

To be such a fat fuck that you must try every item on the menu of a restaurant

That fridge has a morbidly obese curiosity

by Packagebowl January 31, 2026

Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.

I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.

by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 11, 2025

Morbius

I'm watching Morbius.

Hym "It's a shame that I have to actually sit here and watch Morbius because the rest of you can't be trusted to lie about whether or not it's good out of spite. But... Here I sit. Watching Mobius. Brain pressurized to the maximum! 🧠 Brainz. That's what Morbius should eat instead of blood. Which is what he does. He EATS blood. Right? Because if you can EAT tomato soup... Then you can EAT blood. He doesn't DRINK blood. Blood is FOOD to him and, therefore, he EATS it. It isn't a beverage. Vampires EAT blood. That's a FACT!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Morris' Law

The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.

Morris' Law has overtaken Moore's law now that TSMC has no real competition.

by PD W April 8, 2025

Morrison

A bloke that hides in the toilet when a female that he is absolutely terrified of walks into the room.

Morrison went to the toilet for 40mins when she appeared.

by Nicola69 May 15, 2025

Morrissa

A walking heart-throb with the soul of a poet. Morrissa is the perfect storm of beauty, brains, and kindness. She turns heads without even trying think model-level looks with an effortlessly magnetic vibe. But it’s not just her appearance that makes people fall for her; it’s the way she genuinely listens, how her laughter feels like a warm hug, and the sparkle in her eyes when she’s talking about something she loves. Sweet as honey, sharp as a whip, and thoughtful to her core Morrissa is the kind of woman who makes you believe in magic.

“Bro, she’s not just hot—she’s a Morrissa. That’s a whole different league.”

by Chrispeecream June 4, 2025

Morbid Zoo

It's like, a zoo, right? but its full of morbid shit. So much morbid. So much shit. And yet, it fucks. Morbid Zoo fucks.

Of course I let him fuck me - he likes Morbid Zoo!

What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?

Its MorbidZooin' time!

by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025