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Grease Monster

Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?

Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!

Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!
by sotaku22 September 16, 2011
mugGet the Grease Monstermug.

Monster’s Mafia

Monster’s Mafia is a place with the most elite gamers in da world
I’m in Monster’s Mafia because im real gamer
by Dang1234 June 9, 2021
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pique monster

a person who always gets hurt over the smallest, most insignificant things. usually very vocal about how they feel in order to let everyone know who or what hurt them.
girl: hey
pique monster: what the fuck did you just call me?
by piquemonster July 10, 2017
mugGet the pique monstermug.

monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.
Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
by madmanblake February 8, 2007
mugGet the monster molemug.

jizz monster

a person who likes to wank alot
ahhh man i just had 10 wanks today
YOU FUCKIN JIZZ MONSTER!!!
by jizz monster March 27, 2008
mugGet the jizz monstermug.

Ass Monster

A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.
"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"
by Markey May 22, 2003
mugGet the Ass Monstermug.

Hairy Monster

Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!
I work with a girl with a hairy monster.
by Iron Chef of Vagina March 10, 2010
mugGet the Hairy Monstermug.

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