midnight lovers

a couple that shares a deep bond for one another

what happened to that one girl you guys were midnight lovers

by thatdazedguy April 8, 2024

midnight drippings

When your cooch drips all night long

After a hard fucking, she will have midnight drippings

by MghtDrp April 18, 2024

midnight.im

midnight.im is the best cs2 legit cheat

wow this guy is using midnight.im, he is never getting VACed

by 0ryz May 18, 2024

Midnight Thief

A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.

“Why are you awake at this hour, are you trying to be a Midnight Thief!!??”

by agent 0013 June 9, 2024

Midnight dusk, nighttime shush

When everything is going shit and it's past midnight, it's time to go bed.

I just lost another game of CS... midnight dusk, nighttime shush.

by smallmouse99 June 24, 2024

Midnight 15

When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.

Steve: I'm going to diet.

Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?

Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.

Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.

*1 month later.

Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.

Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024

midnight effect

A phenomenon where you start acting weird after midnight and you don't go to bed.
The symptoms tend to get worse after midnight hour by hour.

Your friend: *started saying and acting something weird*
You : he's not usually like this. It must be because of the midnight effect.

by Robert Blarg December 27, 2024