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Michael Afton

Also refered to as Lean Monster.
A Guy from the Videogame FNAF who drank too much Lean aka Purple Drank.
Michael:"I love LEAN!"
Citizen: "Ah shit it's da Lean Monster."

(Michael afton: A guy who drank too much lean)
by Backkeks February 17, 2022
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michael afton

The very best of humanity, who goes above and beyond doing absolutely nothing despite constantly being given important tasks. Is also literally every single person on the planet all at the same time. Synonym of A+ Person, Cassidy and the human race. Antonym of William Afton, the Z- Person.
Boy oh boy, I sure do love Michael Afton! He is the best character and goes above and beyond being the A+ Person! He’s also me.
by Realshow August 30, 2019
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Michael Jackson

Royalty: King of Pop, Prince of Philanthropy, Duke of Dance and Earl of Entertainment.
The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, visited numerous children's hospitals during his world tour for the Bad album, donating lifesaving equipment to each one.
by Carl Z December 10, 2012
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Michael Jacksoned

The change that comes over a person after listening to certain Michael Jackson songs, such as Heal the World, Man
in the Mirror, Earth Song, We are the World and Cry. This change includes cultivating a desire to be part of a solution to the world's issues of hunger, war, poverty and illness - to discover the place in your heart that wants to help Heal the World instead of contributing to its problems.
After listening to the song Heal the World, I was Michael Jacksoned and went out to volunteer at my local food pantry, inspired to help and give love to those less fortunate than myself.
by TheRightStuff December 10, 2012
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Michael Afton

Was he the depressed brother or was he the foxy brother? We don’t know since it keeps changing every year. We do know that his guts get torn out because of Circus Baby
Person 1: Wow, I feel so bad for Michael Afton, his brother was so rude to him and he died for it.
Person 2: What are you talking about? Michael Afton was the rude brother!
Person 1 and 2: *starts fighting*
by Krattgirl124 August 9, 2020
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Michael Onda

An asian ice hockey player from California who plays in the Western States Hockey League. Michael Onda is most well known throughout the league as the biggest pussy ever to put on hockey skates, and has the shooting accuracy of an aging grandmother with Parkinson’s.
Michael Onda skates the same way that old people fuck, slow and sloppy.”
by Fresno Monsters 101 February 29, 2020
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michael rosen

"Hello, my name is Michael Rosen! Oh, my mum used to make me chocolate cake all the time, she did!
by The guy he is looking for February 13, 2020
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