1. A member of Achievement Hunter and Rooster Teeth, and host/creator of the popular Youtube series, Rage Quit.
2. Some random fuck who shares the same name as Michael from Rage Quit, and doesn't deserve the same name as him.
Michael Jones: Come on Ray, let's play icky cookie.
Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?

Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.

Gavin: Aww, Ray
by FablePunk January 5, 2014
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Also refered to as Lean Monster.
A Guy from the Videogame FNAF who drank too much Lean aka Purple Drank.
Michael:"I love LEAN!"
Citizen: "Ah shit it's da Lean Monster."

(Michael afton: A guy who drank too much lean)
by Backkeks February 17, 2022
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The very best of humanity, who goes above and beyond doing absolutely nothing despite constantly being given important tasks. Is also literally every single person on the planet all at the same time. Synonym of A+ Person, Cassidy and the human race. Antonym of William Afton, the Z- Person.
Boy oh boy, I sure do love Michael Afton! He is the best character and goes above and beyond being the A+ Person! He’s also me.
by Realshow August 30, 2019
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Royalty: King of Pop, Prince of Philanthropy, Duke of Dance and Earl of Entertainment.
The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, visited numerous children's hospitals during his world tour for the Bad album, donating lifesaving equipment to each one.
by Carl Z December 11, 2012
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The change that comes over a person after listening to certain Michael Jackson songs, such as Heal the World, Man
in the Mirror, Earth Song, We are the World and Cry. This change includes cultivating a desire to be part of a solution to the world's issues of hunger, war, poverty and illness - to discover the place in your heart that wants to help Heal the World instead of contributing to its problems.
After listening to the song Heal the World, I was Michael Jacksoned and went out to volunteer at my local food pantry, inspired to help and give love to those less fortunate than myself.
by TheRightStuff December 11, 2012
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Was he the depressed brother or was he the foxy brother? We don’t know since it keeps changing every year. We do know that his guts get torn out because of Circus Baby
Person 1: Wow, I feel so bad for Michael Afton, his brother was so rude to him and he died for it.
Person 2: What are you talking about? Michael Afton was the rude brother!
Person 1 and 2: *starts fighting*
by Krattgirl124 August 10, 2020
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An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.
"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013
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