michael afton

The very best of humanity, who goes above and beyond doing absolutely nothing despite constantly being given important tasks. Is also literally every single person on the planet all at the same time. Synonym of A+ Person, Cassidy and the human race. Antonym of William Afton, the Z- Person.

Boy oh boy, I sure do love Michael Afton! He is the best character and goes above and beyond being the A+ Person! He’s also me.

by Realshow August 30, 2019

michael afton

a really hot guy that should totally date and marry me right now

person 1: omg michael afton is so hot 😍
person 2: yes fr. i love him so much aaaah
person 3: what the hell
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP 🤬

by Kokisimp March 05, 2022

Michael afton

The guy from fnaf who turns ourple over time

Neighbor " why he ourple "
Michael afton " I LOVE LEAN "

by Big sussy black guy April 07, 2022

Michael afton

A super hot guy

Oh my god, Michael afton is SO HOT 🥵

by Dingpiss January 31, 2022

Michael Afton

Also refered to as Lean Monster.
A Guy from the Videogame FNAF who drank too much Lean aka Purple Drank.

Michael:"I love LEAN!"
Citizen: "Ah shit it's da Lean Monster."

(Michael afton: A guy who drank too much lean)

by Backkeks February 17, 2022

Michael Afton

Was he the depressed brother or was he the foxy brother? We don’t know since it keeps changing every year. We do know that his guts get torn out because of Circus Baby

Person 1: Wow, I feel so bad for Michael Afton, his brother was so rude to him and he died for it.
Person 2: What are you talking about? Michael Afton was the rude brother!
Person 1 and 2: *starts fighting*

by Krattgirl124 August 10, 2020

Michael Afton

Fnaf guy you play as in most games. He is tall and skinny, but not too skinny, more fit actually. His dad is a messed up pee paw Willy. And he killed his brother in 1983. But, he’s actually hot.

Person 1: OMG MICHAEL AFTON IS HOT
Person 2: I know right?!? He became a rotting corpse but who cares?!?!?

by February 27, 2022