metalhead basketball

1. Any individual or group physical task performed awkwardly or without athleticism and with total disregard for the safety of others.
2. A complete and utter fiasco.

Watching Joe try to install his new countertops was total metalhead basketball. Not only were they crooked, but he dropped them on Tommy's fingers.

by woodchipper June 29, 2008

power metal

Power metal is the music genre you will only be able to play if you have 16 hours of spare time each day to practice your instrument and study music theory for a decade.

Some power metal bands: Rhapsody of Fire, Ancient Bards, Nightwish, Fairyland, Luca Turilli.

by Knight Of The Emerald Dragon January 13, 2011

metal drummer

A drummer with two bass drums, no shirt and a bad attitude

Nasty-ass McDonalds employee: Sir, we're going to have to refuse to serve you unless you put on a shirt
Guitarist: Chill out, he's the drummer.
Nasty-ass mcdonalds employee: But policy clearly sta-
Metal drummer: WHAT THE FUCK POLICYFUCK ASS SHITTY RULEGODAMNITS-FPFFUCKING SHIRTS!!!!
Guitarist: See?! See what you did to him?!! Fuck the big mac, we're dining with the king tonight.

by veem January 11, 2009

Acoustic Black Metal

The most satanically blasphemous type of music known to exist. It is meant to praise the Necrowizard, and promote his unholy vision of Planet Norway! Some great ABM bands are: Impaled Northern Moonforest, ORGH, Nocturnal Blasphemy, Fjord of Fury, Morkk Pikk, Satanic Necrokvlt Lord, Inverted Blasphemous Moongoats of Norway etc.

"Rarrr! Satan destroy your soul!"

by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004

Metallica

One of the greatest, and most prolific bands of all time. They were pioneers in the genre of thrash metal when they started out, with Kill Em' All. Their next three albums, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, and ...And Justice for All, were, and still are, all considered speedmetal masterpieces. When the 90's rolled around, Metallica released a self titled album, nicknamed the black album. This record featured a softer, more mainstream sound, but still had that characteristic Metallica edge to it. After years of tuoring for the black album, Metallica finally went back into the studio to record their 6th album, Load. Load had a much different sound than any of their previous stuff, opting for a more bluesy, hard rock style than the speedmetal that everyone associated the band with. Not too long after Load came out, a follow up album was released, ReLoad, which consisted of other songs that were written during the same time but didn't make it onto the album. Afterwards, an collection of various old cover songs from the 80's was compiled with brand new covers, and released as Garage Inc. And not too long after that came out, Metallica recorded a concert in which they played many of their classic songs, as well as some new ones, with the San Francisco Symphony. The result was the S&M album. Years later, in 2003, Metallica put out their most recent album, St. Anger. The album had mixed reactions among fans and non fans alike, but now, more than two years after its release, hopefully the controversy has died down, and we can all look foward to the next album.

~ Metallica ~
James Hetfield - Guitar, vocals
Lars Ulrich - Drums
Kirk Hammett - Guitar
Rob Trujillo - Bass

Cliff Burton - Bass
Jason Newsted - Bass, Backing vocals
Dave Mustaine - Guitar, vocals
Ron McGoveny - Bass
Lloyd Grant - Guitar

Metallica Rules!

by rastablowtorch September 16, 2005

fuckin metal

An expression of approval.

J: These two guys just jumped out of a van and started totally beating the shit out of this other guy.

R: Fuckin metal

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

The Metaxatoss

Throwing feta cheese and sprinkling olive oil on a hated foe to declare a blood feud.

"The Metaxatoss? This could be serious."

by Denisssss March 28, 2007