May 1

try something you haven’t tried before.

Today is may 1st i’m going to go try to play volleyball.

by ♉️ November 21, 2020

May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 10, 2022

May 8

Kiss ur bestie dayy

Ashton says"heyyy, guess what day it is"
Matilda says,yea i know, may 8, kiss your bestie day"
Ashton says"Ur my bestie so do u mind?"

by ZLE Stash May 4, 2021

May 21st

National fuck that boy named Jacob day. On this day, it is tradition to throw that one boy named Jacob down a flight of stairs.

Hey Jacob! It’s May 21st! Get your ass on the stairs so I can push your dumbass off

by fuckyoujacob May 9, 2020

May 9th

National drop your toxic friends day.

Guy 1: Hey dude, guess what!

Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: It’s may 9th!
Guy 2: Wait, that means it’s National drop your toxic friends day!

by Moneytree69 July 18, 2021

May 31st

National kiss your crush day!
Yep shoot your shot.
I know your to scared 😱

Hey today is may 31st.
Okay and?
It’s national kiss your crush day.
Uh okay?
Your my crush.

by AbCdEfGh1.2.3.4.5 May 29, 2021

may 12

appreciate your fav cousin !😃

yo it’s may 12 , who yo fav cuzzo ?

by sonnyyy819 May 12, 2020