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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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Matthew Moment

When something silly happens to someone or something that causes a group laughter.
We laughed at the man falling, he had a Matthew moment.
by Book Soup February 7, 2023
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Matthew Spurs

Absolute chad of a Spurs fan who penetrates every girl he sees. Matthew is also a inspirational character as Spurs are a shit team but he doesn’t give up on them. Be like Matt
Ali : Bro Matt is so annoying

Chad : Stfu Matthew Spurs can knock ur inbreed head off with one punch
by Atletifan173 June 24, 2021
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Lee Matthew

The greatest thing to EVER happen to me... he is hot, sweet, kind, loving, and my best friend! I LOVE YOU BABY!
by TOOTZ March 13, 2005
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matthew james

A rare breed of man. Grows an emaculent beard. Natural born leader. Takes extremely good care of his woman. Tends to have anger issues.
I know a rare breed of man, Matthew James, his beard is beautiful and glows red when he is angered.

Matthew James adores his wife.
by Imperator Furiosa December 19, 2016
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Confused Matthew

A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.
Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".
by Arkatos August 26, 2010
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Matthew and Luca

2 gay twins that often do it at night, they can be spotted mostly at gay strip clubs, they both suck ass at Fortnite and are annoying when they build, they say people’s name wrong and Matthew is obsessed with moms while Luca is obsessed with men.
No way is that Matthew and Luca
by Crazy Keeper October 24, 2018
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