uncontrollable masturbation

Really, no. JUST, no.

Ok go on

Actually, NO.
Say, did you see that wart get carried away with his uncontrollable masturbation?
by someone January 05, 2004
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Messy Anal Masturbation

The process of physically masturbating the anus causing feces and other forms of intestinal lubrication to be secreted out the anal cavity.
by Rob. February 02, 2003
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Yellow Pages masturbation

Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".
Monica didn't own a vibrator, so she satisfied herself with Yellow Pages masturbation.
by Nostradumbass11 January 13, 2010
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Masturbation Madness March

A lot like destroy dick december but with a little twist, starting March 1st, you haft to ejaculate 10 times per day until April 1st.
Person one: Wait, are you actually participating in Masturbation Madness March!?!

Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
by abr3948 January 01, 2019
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World masturbate day

World masturbate day is held on 21 April. People can ask nudes from somebody else for masturbate and research purpose.
Im gonna cum on her pics tonight. April 21 is world masturbate day!
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When a group of males form a verbal agreement not to masturbate for an extended period of time.
Tom: I'am goin to do The Masturbation Deprivation Pact with my friend Ralp for my new year's resolution.
Aaron: Wow, your gay but have fun.
by George Costiello February 25, 2007
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masturbation-fueled car

Pee Wee Hermans car on the way to the movietheater.
Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", drove his masturbation-fueled car to see a film and was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all. Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.
by frizz February 28, 2004
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