maddi may

Beautiful outgoing girl. She will make your day brighter than ever before and is very sweet. She hates feet so don't remove your shoes or you'll be hurt. She's sarcastic especially if you get on her bad side. Has silky blonde hair with hazel eyes you get lost in. An amazing kisser and great in bed. If you have a maddi may in life consider yourself lucky!

Have you seen maddi may?
Yeah she's gorgeous.

She's amazing!

by hbunk January 26, 2015

Maddy the Baddie

Maddy is such a cool and fun friend. sweet home alabama maybeeee??? she always gets grounded by her parents for no reason now I cant see her after school till february bc of her parents dumb rules smh *rolls eyes in dissapointment*. Maddy the baddie is cool and funny. anyways shes a single pringle and shes into asians, text her bestie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me (such a cool kid): hey maddy the baddie wanna go to circle K and waste our money on shit we dont need?

maddye the baddie: cant i got grounded bc i didnt pick up a sock under my bed , but i can hangout again when its fucking february lol bye bestie another day another slay queen periodt. *walks away like such a baddie model on the cat walk aesthetic*

by Maddy The Baddie December 7, 2021

Maddy

Insane and is in love with trees. Thinks she is a wolf. I do not recommend having her as a friend. "She is a fugly slut!" Also thinks she is a great singer but in reality she sucks at it. And if she likes someone she will desperately stalk them.

"That girl is a complete Maddy."
"What the hell is that Maddy doing?!"

by notmyself December 10, 2016

maddy maddy

dumb hoe that thinks she has an ass

guy: ew look it’s a Maddy Maddy!
girl: Ya she’s such a man whore.

by ihateuall1234567 April 14, 2018

Maddy

What you could call a non-binary parent, "Maddy" a mixture or Mom and Daddy

Little Timmy: Hey maddy! Can you help me with something?

Willow : Ofcourse I can! What do you need help with?

Little Timmy: I need help getting rid of a dead body.

Willow: Oh, just go feed it to the pigs.

Little Timmy: Ok! Thank you maddy!

by CR33PY N00B October 15, 2022

Maddie

A super sexy kinda lady who doesn't realise her worth! deffo someone you can talk to hours about anything and someone u can confide in. Every time u need something she'll be there wether it's taking the piss or being a pisshead herself or if u need ur pizza cut she gots a banging pizza cutter. I would 100% recommend having one around as they're supa doopa fun, a hypeman, legend and it means u never lonely

'You need a maddie as a housemate, deffo would come in handy!'

by udknowitall November 21, 2021

Maddie

The world’s most awful person she is funny at times but she does not know wen to stop she takes things to far she is mean she will stab you in the back life your nothing

If you find a Maddie let her go it’s not worth it

by Meeeeeee-suckers August 1, 2022