Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.

Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.

by DirtyDan89 October 09, 2018

Portobello mushrooms

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

by Hym Iam April 09, 2023

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017

Cream of Mushroom

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020

Mushroom Sauce

An extreme level of beef is called mushroom sauce

Amal and bailea have mushroom sauce

by Dj lozza July 06, 2017

oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it

When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom

by Ilikeitfast69 November 26, 2020