Mike 

noun.
A pansy ass bitch.

adjective.
The state of being a pansy ass bitch.

verb.
1. Doing something pansy like a bitch.

2. Doing something a pansy ass bitch would do.

Yo, don't be like Mike.

Yo, his ass just pulled a Mike.

Mike, you're a pansy ass bitch!

Mike by Blingman I be shinin' February 5, 2010

Mike Shinoda 

Mike Shinoda is the MC for Linkin Park. He is called "The Glue" because... well i cant explain it but if you have Meteora watch LPTV (if you haven't already) and you'll know. And if you don't have Meteora, GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THE DAMN COMPUTER AND GO GET IT! Anyways, I HATE rap and all those damn rappers and their rappyness.... dont ask. But my point is, Mike makes it cool, and if you listen to LP, you would know that. Oh, did I mention that he's really really really completely hot??? Well, he is. lol. I think thats all you need to know.

Mike is hot. plain and simple.

ok it says the example is too short so im still typing about nothing lol...

Mike Shinoda by Alison July 6, 2004

mike jones 

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

mike jones by ... April 2, 2005

Mike Gauthier 

(n.)- An extremely attractive boy but unattractive to other girls. He's the drummer in a band called Water Vein that isn't too bad, you should check them out. He speaks mostly of mudkips and his band. He's so cute.

Did you see Mike Gauthier drummin' it up at his show on Sunday?

Mike Gauthier by haiicharlez February 21, 2009

Mike Battista

The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)

"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"

"Thats Mike Battista!"

Mike Battista by GRAW June 15, 2009

MikeJago 

(1)something of complete coolness. (2)the greatest thing to ever happen inside of one day, or multiple days (3)the most wonderous thing imaginable

Greg: "Dude did you see that UFO?!?"

Steve: "that was sooo MikeJago"

MikeJago by skinnyman9 December 29, 2009

Mikeing Up 

To power vomit all day, at work.

Pulley: "Hey man that was an awesome party last night!!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."

Mikeing Up by Red JoJo April 13, 2010