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Mexican Bear Hug

A Mexican Bear Hug is when the drug cartels put you in rubber tires and light it on fire.
Ex: Holy Shit Mark is about to get a Mexican Bear Hug
by Beandip321 December 21, 2016
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Mexican Dinner Rush

When you are 69'ing an girl and you pour traditional Mexican foods such as beans, taco meat, guacamole, etc into her vagina and start eating it rapidly
Male: Girl I'm gonna give you a Mexican Dinner Rush!

Female: What is that?
Male: You'll find out in a minute ;) arrrrriba
by ResponsiblyConfused June 11, 2017
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Mexican Wasp

Hispanic white man that thinks he is from Saudi Arabia and produces honey from his small stinger.
The Mexican wasp was not allowed to enter MUN because of his micro stinger.
by pornistwankist February 20, 2018
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Mextiles

Dude, you wearin those new Mextiles?
by Blyt November 13, 2019
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Mexican Radio

I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
And the touch of a world that is older
Turn the switch and check the number
Leave it on when in bed I slumber
I hear the rhythms of the music
I buy the product and never use it
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand, just what does he say?
I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I dial it in and tune the station
They talk about the u.s. inflation
I understand just a little
No comprende--it's a riddle
I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbecued iguana
I’d take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand, just what does he say?
Radio radio...
by Death Menace October 15, 2022
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dirty mexican (aka Poncho)

greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
by mouse podi fpk December 9, 2008
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New Mexico Pace Car

A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
by MygrantGlassCo June 19, 2015
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