martin bergman

Huge penis. Always bigger than Calebs.

Martin Bergman is handsome

by Marroo February 16, 2019

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden".

Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob Staden in Copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, i ain't gonna deal with Grandmaster Martin"

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

Martin

This nigga a chief

Yo Martin said this aint it chief.

by coochie destroya October 8, 2018

martin

an annoying guy on omegle who has a nord and flies drowns but isn’t good at but thinks he is. he also thinks he’s 6’4.

ugh what a martin

by kavyyyy June 28, 2019

stacy martin

That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.

Girl 1:COME AT ME BITCH
Girl 2:O HELLL NO

Stacy Martin: STOP FIGHTING BE A SCHOLAR

by Yo_momma_gay_asf July 10, 2019