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elf magic

Bullshit answer for something you don't want to explain, go into detail on, or if it's something you really have no idea as to the cause of.
"How'd you do that, Mark?"
"Elf magic."

"Look Mr. Frodo, real elf magic!"

"How'd you guess that? No one's ever guessed that before. How'd you know?"
"Elf magic."
by 5uperman September 1, 2007
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Ass Magic

The art of pulling a solution to a problem, money, or a much needed object, etc. or lawsuit from out of nowhere to save or ruin the day. (Like your ass.) This can be used for good or evil purposes.
There must have been some old ass magic in that hat of his he found, because it kept him from melting into a puddle of yellow snow, and he continued to dance year round. (As he set fire to the children. Which he is now suing for the damage their burning corpses made to his dry cleaning.)
by Dr. Spank September 2, 2012
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making magic

another word for the act of breeding, mainly known from games like DragonVale
Two Friendly Dragons + Breeding Den + Lights Off + Time = Baby Dragon. It's magic! --Dragon Story

This is the place where the magic happens. Seriously, we're not sure how it works, we just know that this is place where Dragons came from. --Dragon Vale

Males and females are given the tools to do one thing commonly: Making magic.
by Shaath April 5, 2013
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magic dust

Could be called "pixie dust" and may also be known as "fairy dust", it is a fictional substance. It is a trail of sparkling material that often follows mythical creatures such as pixies and fairies in general when they are visually represented. Sometimes, this trail is interpreted as being a tangible substance, often imbued with magic powers.

Taken to normal realms of human existence, one could use it to describe bringing forth help from the ethereal, or heavenly spirit, to cause something humanly impossible to happen.
"It took magic dust to get her to let me in her pants."
by kk2again June 29, 2008
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magic carpet

The action of having sexual intercourse in "doggy style" at the top of the stairs and then proceeding to lean forward on top of your partner causing him/her to slide face forward down the stairs with you on their back. Similar to riding a sled down a hill, except naked.
Last week Tyler "magic carpeted" 3 women and 1 man. He's on his way to being a cereal killer.
by Bootylix365 July 13, 2014
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pussy magic

Pussy magic : abstract noun
The magic all women hold between their legs and use to manipulate the world around them with their sexual essence.
Most men do not even know of its existence.

Pussy magic can be emotional, verbal, or physical.
Verbal Pussy magic is when you and a lady have a disagreement, and all of a sudden she says something like " i want you to eat me". She can do this directly or say it through a text message. BUT Now because the male is aroused he has forgotten about said disagreement.

Physical pussy magic is when a lady actually uses her pussy and or lady parts. Example. For years you and your wife have had "good sex". She moans and you think your giving her organisms.

Years later the truth comes out and she can not have an orgasim via penatration and acted them out in her desperation to make your feel like a man and keep you around as her shoulder to lean on.
"Hey john how did Sara become VP of Google?"

" Man, she blew her way through the top of the board of directors; she must know how powerful that pussy magic can be".

" Tom really thinks he wears the pants in his house dosent he?"

" Toms an idiot man, little does he know that his wifes pussy magic is so strong that she has him believing he wears the pants, when actually she wears the pants and has all the car notes and bank accounts in her name."
by King cake February 22, 2015
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Brown Magic

A person of middle eastern descent who is able to use their charm and skill to woo the opposite sex. If used properly, their smooth conversation style and charisma can charm even the coldest of admirers. The phrase was coined after being used on set by Executive Producer Samir Karimi and again when it was re-referenced in the movie Super Troopers.
"Wow that girl is really all into him"
"Yeah he really worked that Brown Magic"
by Sabm3 December 17, 2009
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