Cole I’m Not Driving Tonight

It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight

Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight

by sajdfkl jalskdjf klasdf July 22, 2020

I'm fucking done.

When you are through with something or someone so retarded, that saying "I'm done" itself isn't enough. If you didn't get that, then I'm fucking done.

John: How do you type 'd' backwards?
Robert: It's called 'b'.

John: How did you do that?

Robert: I'm fucking done.

by KaiDestinyz April 23, 2016

i'm not drunk

A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is interchangeable with "I'm SOOO DRUNK."

*yelling while on stipper pole*
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"

by Ryland Brack November 8, 2007

M'Shit-dunk

A phrase to describe when a man is well encumbered

Dude my dick so huge, M'shit-dunk!

by Xanbabe June 25, 2019

I’m a damn fool

Da nigga from da impossible whopper commercial once stated “I’m a damn fool.”

“Yo Jaquavious did you hear about this new whopper?”
“Nah nigga what’s up wit it?”
“It’s made from plants.”
“I’m a damn fool!”

by Jaquavious D’Brickashaw December 25, 2019

I'm all done

Children new to going poop on the toilet usually say this. Its usually followed up by "come and wipe me" until their taught how to wipe themselves.

little joey: I'm all done, come and wipe me. mom: Okay I'm coming.

by jimmybomm June 27, 2020

I'm THERE dude

awesome, count me in, let's go

put a strong accent on "there"

Similar to I'm friends with that except more emphatic and action oriented.

What McDonald's was striving for and disasterously missed with their I'm lovin it slogan, an anagram that can be rearranged to form 'ailing vomit'

You've got extra tickets and backstage passes for the U2 concert? I'm THERE dude.

by mandingoe December 2, 2004