secret love letter 

Letters containing poems or expressions of love, and are not known by other people except the recievers mother.
Reciever is often a girl.

Secret love letters written by a girl are often not sent, and are not known by other people except the girl's mother or/and sister(s).

I sent a secret love letter to a girl (I'm a guy). Nobody knows about it.

I wrote a secret love letter to a boy (I'm a girl). I never sent it.

secret love letter by WiseJa November 11, 2007

unrequited love 

Unrequited love is like an erection lasting longer than four hours. You're in constant pain, it's incredibly embarrassing because everyone can see it, and it's too *hard* to get any work done or even leave the house.

"Omg, did you see that guy's unrequited love? It's so obvious!"
"Yeah, it's hilarious, why would he do that to himself??"
"I don't know, but he has no one to blame but himself."

unrequited love by NeoRobot77 March 7, 2017

love 

Caring more about someone else's happiness than your own.

He loved her so much that he let her walk away.

love by sonofanassbut April 1, 2017

Throbbing Python of Love 

An incredibly large penis. Usually so large that the veins pulse, giving the impression of an angry snake. Syn: third leg, heat-seeking moisture missile
Ant: tadger, prick

His Throbbing python of love raised it's head and spat upon seeing the beautiful girl.

Throbbing Python of Love by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

unconditional love 

To love somebody with no conditions or circumstances: to love completely

I love that girl. Do I need a reason? no but I love that girl completely.

unconditional love by Big Boi March 29, 2005

I love the 80's 

A brilliant television series on VH1 consisting of hour long episodes, one for every year in the 80's. Also known as Pop Culture overload and real good times.

I saw Corey Feldman today on 'I Love the 80's: 1987'.

I love the 80's by xXPlayEmilyPlayXx January 2, 2004

love chutney 

Semen. Specifically the stringy creamy gook that has a thicker consistency.

"Andy probed Mickey's bottom with his wanger until he exploded all over, spreading his love chutney everywhere."

love chutney by dr_bob January 24, 2008