siberian lincoln logs

when a girl is riding a guy on a toilet and the girl shits between the guys legs while he does the same

Camo Clutch said he siberian lincoln logs chicks after they eat chili chease dogs (preferably). SHIT YEAH!

by BRUNCHITIS August 22, 2011

beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010

urban food log

A burrito

I like urban food logs

by Retarded_speed_demon August 19, 2016

greace log

a horrible attempt at a dictionary entry my a guy who couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and t.

the numerous spelling errors in sam f.'s definition shows that he's one illiterate son of a bitch!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun June 2, 2003

HEAT LOG

Phrase to quieten the plebs in the office, when a technological problem arises that is over Antonella's thinking capabilities.

Just letting you know that we are experiencing problems with sending & receiving faxes. An urgent Heat log has been raised & ITS are keeping me posted.

by Incognito March 29, 2005

Lump on a log

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.

I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log

by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020

ants on my log

When you spread your erect dick with peanut butter, line up a few raisins on it, then receive a blowjob.

I can't date Jenny; she has a peanut allergy, so we couldn't put ants on my log.

by Apple Bottom Genes August 24, 2011