Strange boy that is a pr*ck and is a fat hoe wouldn’t recommend dating a Lewis however they do like Bieng called lew and it turns them on ✋
by Fanny bum December 29, 2022

Lewis- Hello my name is Lewis I think you placed an order on, Freesweetsforyou.com
Kid 1- yeah I ordered 4 bags of smarties
Lewis- yeah that’s the one they are in the back of the van
Kid 1- oh thank you so much mr Lewis I’ll just go and get them
Lewis - get in there you little fuck
Kid 1- MUM! DAD! SOMEONE HELP!! (Kid sobs)
Lewis - great another one bites the dust
Kid 1- yeah I ordered 4 bags of smarties
Lewis- yeah that’s the one they are in the back of the van
Kid 1- oh thank you so much mr Lewis I’ll just go and get them
Lewis - get in there you little fuck
Kid 1- MUM! DAD! SOMEONE HELP!! (Kid sobs)
Lewis - great another one bites the dust
by ObeyONEnoBOABBY January 17, 2021

“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”
by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022

by Kluke012 November 30, 2021

jayneese lewis is a very thoughtful person. she finds it very difficult to walk and be around her husband. She may get beat every night but she still loves him. with short, nasty hair she has a wonderful personality! In her closet lays hundreds of bats that were broken over her head. Her medication cost $100,000 a year and has been laced with rat poisoning because her husband calls her a rat and poisons her with what she deserves. But she doesn't die because of the xanex she takes on a daily basis, which relieves the pain.
Husband: get over here ugly Jayneese Lewis
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir
by aruther burfeild February 28, 2019
