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Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.
Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.
by je ne regrette pas August 25, 2011
mugGet the Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.mug.
Origin: Hebrew

A saying describes someone who can't put his money where his mouth is; Talk a lot about something but take no action.
A: I promise I would do it for you.
B: Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat.
by Mainbase August 24, 2005
mugGet the Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat (Diborim Kemo Hol Ve-ain Ma Le-Ehol)mug.

vous le vou couche avec moi se soi

a phrase used by french prostitutes asking men to sleep with them.
vous le vou couche avec moi se soi
by chichiono January 18, 2009
mugGet the vous le vou couche avec moi se soimug.

Bruce Le

by JibbaFengga August 29, 2021
mugGet the Bruce Lemug.

Le Noble

the hottest person to ever exsist.
"Omg did you see her? She was such a Le Noble!"
by lolcore May 22, 2024
mugGet the Le Noblemug.

Le-Thong James

When u pull a thong out of a bent over woman's ass as far as it will stretch, do a gagger off her turd cutter and release the bungee thread back into her cheek canyon creating a plume of white powder resembling le-bron james’ powdered hand clap.
I went to the strip club last night and hit this stripper w the Le-Thong James in the champagne room
by Mikaela Slopko February 10, 2024
mugGet the Le-Thong Jamesmug.

Christian le

That tan kid
Person 1: whos Christian le?
Person 2: you mean the tan kid?
by Mactoid May 12, 2022
mugGet the Christian lemug.

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