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Hunter lay

Hunter lay Loves to live in the world!
by HAZMAY March 31, 2019
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Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender
" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"
by sexyboisex September 25, 2019
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lay a pizza

to vomit (especially when one is intoxicated)
After too many tequilas, he rushed outside to lay a pizza on the porch.
by Mr Professor October 26, 2013
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laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.
My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!
by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009
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tunqkulayle (tunq*ku*lay*le)

a lover, a person use only for sex or pleasure he/she ain't your man or woman
but a person you can chill with have fun and fuck after and move on smartly

and still be friends
girl: hey girl whats up? i'm just kicking it with my tunqkulayle (tunq*ku*lay*le)
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Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
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OTB Lay dung

The poetic and graceful art of taking a shit...
Jack syrup is on the bog Lay dung...said bekah the bonnet dung bitty. OTB Lay dung
by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023
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