Me: bruh I got rickrolled by an ad called Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay
Bob: I really don't care
Bob: I really don't care
by 🍠 June 11, 2021
When you have a fully erect penis and slam it down onto your Girlfriends head from behind while she's seated in a chair. When She turns to see what hit Her, slap her in the face with it again.
I was horny and wanted some head, so I laid the snack down on my bitch. Laying the snack down makes her wet as fuck!
by DanielVanzant August 29, 2023
Dang! An Lai back at it again!
by Veeektor November 24, 2021
The art of taking a shit....
Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung
by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024
by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023
Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.
So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!
by LoganPhyve January 31, 2012
When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino March 07, 2016