Holy Land

Holy Land, The area between your balls and butt-hole...Commonly referred to as the gooch.

Ow! I think a spider just bit my holy land!

by SHAD0WZOMBIE February 21, 2011

Landen

What you say when you're constipated, instead of a curse word....

"Ugh....AAAAH, LANDEN!"

by GoldChrome June 22, 2008

Land Whale

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)

"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"

by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006

Land Down Under

Where women glow and men plunder


men at work

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."


---bad song, annoying

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

lanced

A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.

Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?

by ChristinaFL November 7, 2006

NeverNever Land

(n.) Home of peter pan, also known as Holland.

Urbandictionaryer Dude, you meant the Netherlands, right?


KFJ: huh? Yea...right.


>_>

<_<

>.<

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Land of Free T-Shirts

see America.

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003